New Concession Coming To Cape Henlopen State Park
For years and years the Herring Point Bunker has sat idle, but recently a corporation approached Delaware State Parks. Dollar General is coming to Cape Henlopen State Park.
“We are looking forward to supplying all the actively fishing summer surf anglers with bass rods, boogie boards, corn hole boards, bug spray, tanning lotion, grills, and giant floating unicorn rafts.” said an DG executive. “This partnership with Delaware State Parks will really boost the income for parks with sales to the park visitors. ”
Delaware State Parks … “We are looking forward to having Dollar General turn a piece of American history into a huge eyesore on top of the big dune. It will be seen for miles, especially lit up at night, as far as a Cape May, New Jersey. It will really tie the whole park together for generations to come.”
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