DRBA Scuttles Broken Ferry
The broken Cape May-Lewes ferry has been frustrating for many motorists. The schedules are all messed up and people are now wandering around the parking lots of the terminals yelling … “Dude where’s my car”
DRBA reports an hour ago the captain of said ferry was seen … flushing all the toilets, opening all the faucets, opening all the windows, doors and ports, then he slammed the door to his wheelhouse screaming “piece of **&^$#, while jumping over board. He was picked up by a nearby tug boat and treated for anxiety.
We now have some new structure to fish near the outer wall, her final resting place.
Maybe now we can finally get that Cape May-Lewes tunnel completed. It will be a one way tunnel that only goes to Cape May, there are no return lanes. The optional bridge above will also have a one way lane with a bike path in the middle.
Yasssss …. it is April Fools Day also known as international don’t believe a damn thing you see on the internet today, or most days for that matter.