Fishmonger Puts Googly Eyes On Dead Fish
You would think this would be on the Onion website, but here we are …
Recently a fishmonger in Kuwait was shut down for putting googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh. You can’t make this stuff up! A tweet by Mohamed El Dahshan went viral and the responses were epic to say the least.
I have seen some crazy stuff to make a fish appear fresh but this is a whole new level. So check your fish, if the eyes are moving and the fish ain’t, well, you will know. Seriously if the fish doesn’t have that look like reverend Jim from Taxi on a bender, then there is a problem.
Fish Eyes On!